Unusual names on BMDs

[Mary from Italy]

I've been amusing myself by pairing them off (rather than working as I should be doing).

Demosthenes Cuppa should marry Maud Stale Bun and open a teashop at a railway station.

Joyce Moody Nutter would be the perfect partner for Mad Looney, and Easter Bunny is no doubt the son of Posthumous Mince.